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How To Cook A Turkey

  1. Go Buy A Turkey
  2. Take a drink of whiskey (Scotch)
  3. Put the turkey in the oven
  4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
  5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
  6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
  7. Turn oven the on
  8. Take four whisks of drinky
  9. Turk the bastey
  10. Whiskey another bottle of get
  11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
  12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
  13. Bake the whickey for four hours
  14. Pour another whisk of glasskey
  15. Take the oven out of the turkey
  16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
  17. Turk the carvey
  18. Get another scottle of Botch
  19. Tet the sable and glass a turkey
  20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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