How To Cook A Turkey
- Go Buy A Turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (Scotch)
- Put the turkey in the oven
- Take another two drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take three more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take four whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whickey for four hours
- Pour another whisk of glasskey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get another scottle of Botch
- Tet the sable and glass a turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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