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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it
My wild oats have turned to prunes and All Bran
I finally got my head together and now my body is falling apart
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded
All reports are in. Life is officially unfair
It's offical, I've become my mother
If all is not lost then were is it
It is easier to get older than wiser
Some days you are the bug. Some days your the windshield
I wish the buck stopped with me. I can use a few
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't gone anywhere
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when your in the bathroom
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone play chess
It's hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere
The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth